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Overskriften sier alt! Kom med deres ala "No pain, no gain" eller "Failure is only temporary, only giving up makes it permanent."

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"They who don't say what they mean
Will live and die by their own sword".

- Noel Gallagher.

"Life is what happens when your busy making plans".

- John Lennon.

Tren Stronglift for faen!

Smerte er feighet som forlater kroppen

Stop whining, go practice

Det er enklere å komme i andre enn å gå i seg selv..  ;D

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential.

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.

If you are going through hell, keep going.

Alle fra Sir Winston og hans strålende bodybuildingkarriere!

"En mann som preker moral, er som regel en hykler, og de kvinnene som gjør det, er uten unntak stygge."

Ingen regel uten masser av unntak selvfølgelig, men O.W. satte nå ord på noe mange tidligere nok hadde tenkt men ikke turt å si høyt og tydelig... :)

Tanken danner handling. Handling danner vanen. Vanen danner skjebnen. Derfor, vær forsiktig med hva du tenker.

Tanken er forut for alt, tanken skaper dem, tanken styrer dem.

"Mageruter er et tegn på underernæring"
"Go heavy or go home"

"Religion er den undertrykte skapningens stønn, hjertet i en hjerteløs verden, sjelen under sjelløse betingelser.  Religion er folkets opium".
Karl Marx

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." Muhammed Ali

Disiplin er også kjærlighet.

Er vel ikke akkurat sitat, men jeg lo godt av denne :D

Da Gud hadde skapt jorda, så St. Peter ned på den og sa: i Afrika har de tørke, i Sør- Amerika er det flom, i Nord- Amerika er det tornadoer, i østen har man jordskjelv. Men Norge slipper jo unna alt av katastrofer. Da flirte Gud lurt og sa: bare vent til de trenger hjelp hos NAV…»

"Uten Islam- Verden et paradis".

- Siv Jensen og BEISTET.

"Trying is the first step towards failure."

- Homer Simpson

(http://soshable.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Warren-Buffett.jpg)

"The only place success comes before work is in a dictionary."

- Warren Buffett

honør til Siv Jensen!

de fleste har sikkert hørt den før..
"live for nothing or die for something"
- Rambo.  ;)

Ja, av Jack Bauer.

Honnør til BEISTET heter det!

"No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training...what a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable." - Socrates


"The Iron never lies to you. You can walk outside and listen to all kinds of talk, get told that you're a god or a total bastard. The Iron will always kick you the real deal. The Iron is the great reference point, the all-knowing perspective giver. Always there like a beacon in the pitch black. I have found the Iron to be my greatest friend. It never freaks out on me, never runs. Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is
always two hundred pounds."

"Every morning in Africa a Gazelle wakes up, and knows it must run faster than the fastest Lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up, and knows it must run faster than the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death. It does not matter whether you are a Gazelle or a Lion, when the sun comes up, you'd better start running..."

“The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack of will.”

Jeg synes at den er nokså fantasiløs og platt.  Siv Jensen har holdt tale på møter for Tea Party, og er sånn sett lite troverdig i kampen mot religiøse tvangstrøyer.  Langt mer formidabel er Richard Dawkins.  Her er en godbit:

“I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world.”

Hva mener han med det :p

Life is something that everyone should try at least once. - Henry J. Tillman

Get rice or die tryin'. - Tilfeldig Afrikaner.

Livet er som en fotball, slutter du å pumpe går all lufta ut av deg. - Suppemann.

Å ja, råeste ikke teiteste  :ohmy:

Du skal ikke behandle munn din som en fornøyelses park.
- en eller annen her på forumet  ;D

Noe sånt som at han er i mot religion fordi det lærer oss til å være tilfredse med å ikke forstå det som er omring oss? Itte veit je!


....meeen, det er kanskje litt visdom i den fattige afrikanske bondens ord, etter å ha fått høre at amerikanerne hadde gått på månens overflate, også... Det var noe ala..... "Men å i helvete hadde amerikaner'n der å gjørra?"  ::huh2::

Han er i mot relgion siden en del relgioner  har fasit på hvordan værden egentlig er (hvordan den ble til osv).  Når man ikke har kommet frem til noen fasit på hvordan jorda og menneskene ble til, bare forskjellige teorier som Big bang teorien og Darwins evolusjonsteori. Og at vi ikke skal være tilfreds med å få servert fasiten fra relgionen i stede for å utforske og forstå hva den vireklige sannheten er.

"Så lenge det finnes mennesker vil det finnes hat."

"A lack of knowledge is an excess of violence."

FAMOUS LAST WORDS

I know you have come to kill me. Shoot coward, you are only going to kill a man.

Facing his assassin, Mario Teran, a Bolivian soldier.
~~ Ernesto "Che" Guevara, d. October 9, 1967

Let's cool it brothers . . .

Spoken to his assassins, 3 men who shot him 16 times.
~~ Malcolm X, Black leader, d. 1966

Go on, get out - last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

To his housekeeper, who urged him to tell her his last words so she could write them down for posterity.
~~ Karl Marx, revolutionary, d. 1883

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist. . . .

Killed in battle during US Civil War.
~~ General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864

I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record . . .

~~ Dylan Thomas, poet, d. 1953

God bless... God damn.

~~ James Thurber, humorist, d. 1961

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.

~~ Pancho Villa, Mexican revolutionary, d. 1923

I die hard but am not afraid to go.

~~ George Washington, US President, d. December 14, 1799

Voltaire (1694-1778) "This is no time to make new enemies." (When asked on his deathbed to forswear Satan.)

Saki (Hector Hugh Munro) (1870-1916) "Put that bloody cigarette out." (Just before being killed by a sniper, 14 November 1916)

Rosenberg, Ethel (1918-1953) "We are the first victims of American fascism!" (Before her execution.)

Rodgers, James W. ( -1960) [American criminal] "Why yes, a bulletproof vest!" (On his final request before the firing squad.)

Oates, Lawrence (1880-1912) "I am just going outside and may be some time." (Before leaving the tent and vanishing into the blizzard on the ill-fated Antarctic expedition (1910-1912). Oates was afraid that his lameness would slow down the others.)

Mussolini, Benito (1883-1945) "But, but, mister Colonel..." (Before being executed.)

Morgan, John Pierpont (1837-1913) "I've got to get to the top of the hill..."

Kennedy, John Fitzgerald (1917-1963) "If someone is going to kill me, they will kill me." (On arriving in Dallas, 1963)

Kelly, Ned (1854-1880) [Australian folk hero and outlaw and legend]. "I suppose it had to come to this. Such is life." (As the hangman adjusted the hood to cover his face.)

Kath, Terry Alan (1946-1978) [Founding member of the rock band Chicago] "Don't worry, it's not loaded." (Reportedly said to Don Johnson, while pointing a 9-mm semiautomatic pistol to his own head. The single bullet left in the chamber killed him instantly.)

Hill, Joe (also Joel Emmanuel Hagglund or Joseph Hillstron) (1879 or 1882 to 1915) "Fire" (Just prior to his execution by firing squad in Utah for a murder he most probably did not commit.)

spor!

sick my duck

"Det hjelper ikke å ha svær pikk så lenge man ikke har stor mage å dytte på med."

-En lærer fra videregående

"strong people are harder to kill and in general more useful" eller noe i den duren, Mark Rippetoe.

"You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment." -Unknown.

"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above- average drivers." -Unknown.

"There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness". " -Unknown.

"People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them." -Unknown.

"If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be"meetings"." -Unknown.

"No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously." -Unknown.

"When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy." -Unknown.

Inches make champions. —Vince Lombardi. (om fotball, men kan tolkes anderledes ;D)

You can do anything, but not everything.
—David Allen

You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.
—Wayne Gretzky

We are what we repeatedly do; excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
—Aristotle

Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character.
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
—Lao-Tze

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
—Will Rogers

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
—Scott Adams

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.
—Anon

 When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I’m beginning to believe it.
—Clarence Darrow

- Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum ... and I'm all out of gum.

- He-he-he ... what a mess!
- Hail to the king baby
- I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck
   Duke Nukem



- Yippi-ka-eyy ... motherfucker.

- do you feel lucky ... punk ... well ... do you ?


(vet dere ikke hvor de to siste kommer fra, får dere skamme dere selv)

Skam deg Spartacus (!!) ...

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" "

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/Harry_Callahan.JPG)

- Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood)

"I didn't just wanted to be a bodybuilding champion -
I wanted to be the best bodybuilder of all times!"
 - Arnold Schwarzenegger

 ::blush:: :ops:

“If one were to take the bible seriously one would go mad. But to take the bible seriously, one must be already mad.”
Aleister Crowley

"I had a throwgasm!"
Brian Oldfield etter å ha satt amerikansk rekord i kulestøt.

Jeg kan motså alt, untatt fristelser.
O.W.

"no dick is harder than life"
"the higher you get, the harder you fall"
"to talk before you think is like wiping your ass before tkaing a shit"

Det er ikke alltid lengden det kommer ann på det er hoftene

-Lærer fra ungdomskolen

Ian Holloway forklarer en seier på en dårlig dag:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB9rI7p7vmk#noexternalembed&playnext=1&list=PLC409ADEA4FF2102D (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB9rI7p7vmk#noexternalembed&playnext=1&list=PLC409ADEA4FF2102D)

 ;D

Oscar har mange vittige sitater. Selv liker jeg dette: "Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months."

Life is bad for your health.

"Jeg har doktorgrad, og intelligensen min og kunnskapene står dermed i stil med det flotte ansiktet mitt og den deilige, velproposjonerte kroppen min.  Jeg er kort og godt et elitemenneske, og dere andre kan pent bli grønne av misunnelse først, og deretter hoppe rett i dass.  Idioter."

- Rulatoren

"Dine egne tanker kan skade deg mer enn din verste fiende" - Buddha.

When you implement “from each according to his ability, to each according to his need,” magically, everyone starts having quite a lot of need and very little ability.

-Ukjent.

Pain is temporary, glory is forever!

Don’t fall for the crap that people are peddling on message boards, in magazines or on TV. Get your shit in order, and get your training in order. Start kicking ass, and take out the crap that doesn’t matter. Start doing and believing in the stuff that works, and do it today and forever. You want science and studies? Fuck you. I’ve got scars and blood and vomit.

-Jim Wendler

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?"  -uvist-

mine egne supersitater:

alt er lov til man blir tatt.
Penger nukk, kjører frå dæ lell.
har du lyst har du lov, har du ikke lov har du enda mere lyst.

Min personlige favoritt er hva han angivelig skal ha sagt på dødsleiet:

"Either those curtains go, or I go."

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tW0D_jgB6MA/SWM239I8P9I/AAAAAAAACEo/n1oBnC_Nsck/s400/if-you-could-reason-wth-religious-people-there-would-be-no-religious-people-house-500x375.jpg)

Haha, Dr. House er bare genial. Endeløst med brilliante sitater fra den karakteren ;D

Selv er mitt personlige motto "Just do it" fra Nike.. enkelt og greit.

Også sansen for:

"For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible."
- Stuart Chase

Favoritter:

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"

-Uvist-

"As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods; they kill us for their sport"

-william shakespeare-

ikke akkurat råeste, men :) :


"Fru Blom og fru Blom, fru Blom"

-Meg selv-   ?  ? ? ? ? ?



"All tribal myths are true, for a given value of 'true'."


"One of the most basic rules of survival on any planet is never to upset someone wearing black leather."


"'Yes, but humans are more important than animals,' said Brutha.
'This is a point of view often expressed by humans,' said Om."


“Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.”

-Discworld-

LEGENDARY!

"Your opinion does not prevent me from reaching my goals."
-   Meg  ::biggrin::

I just want to conquer people and their souls.

- Mike Tyson

Love your enemies, Jesus

"I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday."
 
"People ask me, would you rather be feared or loved, um easy, I want people to be afriad of how much they love me"

"I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms."

"When I said that I was king of forwards, you got to understand that I don't come up with this stuff. I just forward it along. You wouldn't arrest a guy who was just passing drugs from one guy to another."

In an ideal world I would have all ten fingers on my left hand and the right one would just be left for punching.

I did not become a Lackawanna County volunteer sheriff's deputy to make friends. And by the way, I haven't.

Fra tv-serien The Office, som er det beste jorda har å by på.

Haha, mange drøye av Mike Tyson, ja.

“He called me a rapist and a recluse. I’m not a recluse.”

"My power is discombobulating devastating; I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

[To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with womens unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."

"I love to hit people. I love to. Most celebrities are afraid someone's going to attack them. I want someone to attack me. No weapons. Just me and him. I like to beat men and beat them bad."

Otto Lauritzen- Det er hardt, det er vondt, det er bra for da faller de svake av!