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  • 1  Helse & Velvære / Helse og Livsstil / Sv: hva ser jenter etter? 04. oktober 2007, 23:09
    Det blir ikke mange minuttene. Hvor kjapp er du?
    Honnr gitt av : TFKong1, 24. oktober 2007, 15:59
    2  Generelt / Åpent forum / Sv: Rar og irriterende melding på mobilen. 13. oktober 2007, 16:38
    Sikker på at du ikke har en eller annen stor mediefil på telefonen? Evt. MMS eller noe.
    Honnr gitt av : AlexanderDGL, 13. oktober 2007, 16:47
    3  Generelt / Åpent forum / Sv: DC++ 04. oktober 2007, 02:23
    Av alle 7 svarene er alle like ubrukelige.
    Honnr gitt av : Benpressmannen, 04. oktober 2007, 09:19
    4  Generelt / Åpent forum / Sv: Norsk kvinnefotball - VM 30. september 2007, 14:22
    Kvinner på fotballbanen er som kyr på travbanen.
    Honnr gitt av : bjørn`, 30. september 2007, 14:23
    5  Generelt / Åpent forum / Sv: Billy Wingrove 26. september 2007, 16:12

    Her har du en representant fra hvert av tippeligalagene. Min favoritt er definitivt Mohammed Fellah.
    Honnr gitt av : Gundersen™, 26. september 2007, 16:21
    6  Generelt / Åpent forum / Sv: Gratulerer Brann 24. september 2007, 17:04
    Vil bare minne at siden sist Brann vant gull, har vi hatt 16 regjeringsskifter, 12 statsministre, månelanding og oljekrise.

    Håper det smaker.
    Honnr gitt av : Down and coming, 24. september 2007, 17:57
    7  Generelt / Åpent forum / Sv: Gratulerer Brann 24. september 2007, 17:04
    Vil bare minne at siden sist Brann vant gull, har vi hatt 16 regjeringsskifter, 12 statsministre, månelanding og oljekrise.

    Håper det smaker.
    Honnr gitt av : proteingutn, 24. september 2007, 17:07
    8  Generelt / Åpent forum / Sv: Gratulerer Brann 24. september 2007, 17:04
    Vil bare minne at siden sist Brann vant gull, har vi hatt 16 regjeringsskifter, 12 statsministre, månelanding og oljekrise.

    Håper det smaker.
    Honnr gitt av : Tynnj, 24. september 2007, 17:04
    9  Generelt / Åpent forum / SV: Hva kreves for å bli dørvakt? 03. oktober 2006, 11:18
    Honnr gitt av : Gaffel, 20. september 2007, 15:46
    10  Generelt / Åpent forum / Sv: seriestart i england 17. august 2007, 14:37
    0 respekt for et lag som kjøper 13 mann i pre-season...
    Honnr gitt av : Ole Ø., 17. august 2007, 16:13
    11  Generelt / Åpent forum / Sv: Alejandro Fuentes! 29. juli 2007, 15:40
    Mulig det er bare en eller annen syk tanke fra min side, men hva faen er hensikten med de innleggene der?
    Honnr gitt av : kiko_Va, 29. juli 2007, 16:16
    12  Generelt / Åpent forum / Ekstrem 3D-lyd! 01. mai 2007, 14:55
    Har du propper fra mp3 spillern din eller noe, så plugg de inn! Dette mååå du høre! (funker ikke med høytalere)


    Blowdriver & a women whispering in your ears:

    Honnr gitt av : muskelapen, 01. mai 2007, 17:48
    13  Generelt / Åpent forum / Chuck Norris for verdenshersker 08. februar 2006, 23:55
    Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

    Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

    When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

    Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

    Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

    Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

    Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

    Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

    Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

    Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

    Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

    There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

    The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

    Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

    It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

    Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

    Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face.

    If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

    If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

    On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.

    When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn't work, he plays zombie.

    Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

    Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris.

    God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.

    When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

    Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

    A duck's quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.

    Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.

    Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

    Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

    If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

    Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

    Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

    Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.

    If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

    Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.

    Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.

    Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

    Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

    Chuck Norris invented water.

    One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.

    Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.

    Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

    Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.

    In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.

     rofl Bow
    Honnr gitt av : Yummy in my Tummy, 29. april 2007, 01:42
    14  Treningsforum Crew / Recycle Bin / Sv: Nann-Rosita 27. april 2007, 16:56
    Slå av den jævla telefonen da?

    Honnr gitt av : Germ, 28. april 2007, 23:00
    15  Treningsforum Crew / Recycle Bin / Sv: Nann-Rosita 27. april 2007, 16:56
    Slå av den jævla telefonen da?

    Honnr gitt av : mdb, 27. april 2007, 17:17
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