"You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment." -Unknown.
"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above- average drivers." -Unknown.
"There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness". " -Unknown.
"People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them." -Unknown.
"If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be"meetings"." -Unknown.
"No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously." -Unknown.
"When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy." -Unknown.
Inches make champions. —Vince Lombardi. (om fotball, men kan tolkes anderledes
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You can do anything, but not everything.
—David Allen
You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.
—Wayne Gretzky
We are what we repeatedly do; excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
—Aristotle
Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character.
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
—Lao-Tze
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
—Will Rogers
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
—Scott Adams
If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.
—Anon
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I’m beginning to believe it.
—Clarence Darrow
