The hardcore lifter teaches glove-pussy-man a lesson!
From the corner of the gym,
the hardcore lifter watched the
glove-pussy-man.
The hardcore lifter sitting down, catching his breath after heavy squats.
He eyed the
glove-pussy-man who strained heavily with some pink dumbells.
Silently he went over to the
glove-pussy-man.
The hardcore lifter gently tapped the
glove-pussy-man on the shoulder.
The
glove-pussy-man was all freaked out, and turned around about to shit his pants.
A gentle push on his chest,
the hardcore lifter had now put the
glove-pussy-man to rest.
While holding the
glove-pussy-man firmly down with one hand,
the hardcore lifterremoved the gloves from the
glove-pussy-man's hands.
The
glove-pussy-man had now become the
pussy-man.
the hardcore lifter said with a scarey deep voice:
"
Pussy-man, it is time for you to start TRAINING."
The
Pussy-man aka former
glove-pussy-man looked
sheepisly at the waste bucket where his new pink neoprene lifting gloves were stashed away.
the hardcore lifter noticed his eyes moving, and bellowed a loud NO!!!
Pussy-man now had to come over to the squat rack.
the hardcore lifter teached him how to squat, then he was forced to deadlift.
In the end, the
pussy-man cried for mercy, holding merely the bar with his blood-dripping hands.
the hardcore lifter grunted: "You're a
pussy-man!" But workout with me for a
year and i'll teach you how to be a man!"
The
pussy-man looked quickly at the bin where his gloves were stuffed, then at his hands, then at the big'ol man,
and he
knew he was right!
© -- Stallion 2006
